We're definitely on the naughty list.
New York City strip club Vivid Cabaret unveiled its holiday window display on Wednesday, featuring Santa and her elves, and plenty of gawking passersby.
Maria Venus, the 27-year-old sexy santa, said the club decided to go festive this year.
"I think it's a great idea," Venus said.
At Vivid Cabaret, is it better to be on the nice list or the naughty?
"I think a mix of good and bad is best, because then you can get anything you want," she said.
Venus said that brightening a commuter's day isn't the only way she'll be celebrating the holidays.
"It's all about spending time with friends and family," she said. "Is that too mushy for a strip club?"
Absolutely not. God bless us, everyone.